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Scarecrow in a field

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Instead of my CV, I’ve printed out my horoscope

So tell me, why did you leave your last job?

Because he was 

outstanding in his field

A pile of boxes

So tell me, why did you leave your last job?

Instead of my CV, I’ve printed out my horoscope

So tell me, why did you leave your last job?

The company relocated 

and didn’t tell me where

Tarot cards and candles

Instead of my CV, I’ve printed out my horoscope

Instead of my CV, I’ve printed out my horoscope

Instead of my CV, I’ve printed out my horoscope

You’ll see that I’m a special person who’s destined for great things!

Mirror in a white room with cactus plants

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors

Why did the elephant get rejected for a job?

Instead of my CV, I’ve printed out my horoscope

It’s really something I could see myself doing

white Nike trainers with a black tick

I quit my job working for Nike

Why did the elephant get rejected for a job?

Why did the elephant get rejected for a job?

I just couldn’t do it anymore.

A family of beautiful, grand elephants. The mother, father and 3 children elephants

Why did the elephant get rejected for a job?

Why did the elephant get rejected for a job?

Why did the elephant get rejected for a job?

His qualifications were 

completely irrelephant

A spider in a web

What is the most common job amongst spiders?

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

 Web designer

Invisible man wearing a suit, glasses and a bowler hat

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

 He couldn't see himself doing it

A very old but wise lady

Who said recruitment was stressful?

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

Who said recruitment was stressful?

 I'm 25 and feel great

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